mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

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porndirector:

i’d be so attractive if i was attractive

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teenytigress:


SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
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bambiix:

tonyellello:

bambiix:

some people are so fucking perfect and beautiful it depresses me to look at them so i scroll through all their pictures like one by one wallowing in self pity with each picture. i do this about every other day.

You should probably stop.

Don’t tell me what to do

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Theres a brief moment when you first wake up, where you have no memories. A blissful blank slate, a happy emptiness."
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freddybenson:

i cant believe burger king bought tumblr

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pakao:

I HATE(LOVE) YOU SO I AM GUNNA TRY DAMN HARD TO IGNORE YOU AND NOT GIVE IN TO YOU, GO AWAY DONT TOUCH ME DONT TREAT ME NICELY DONT TREAT ME BADLY JUST LEAVE but don’t.

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sexcake:

i know im ugly but can some guy just take one for the team and love me

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